Homer and jethro battle of kookamonga

In nineteen and fifty-nine we took a little hike

With our scout master down to Lake Oneeganite

We took a little pizza and we took some saurkrauts

And we marched along together till we heard the girl scouts

We're the boys from Camp Kookamonga

Our mothers sent us here for to study nature's ways

We learned to make sparks by rubbing sticks together

But if we catch the girls then we'll set the woods ablaze

And I was mad because me mother sent me up here ha-ha-ha

Well we crept up to the water and we see the girls a-swimming

There must've been a hundred of them pretty young women

They looked so fine even birds forgot to sing

We lay down in the poison oak and didn't say a thing

Hey will one of you fellas scratch my back?

Well our counselor said we could take them by surprise

If we didn't say a word till we looked them in the eyes

We kept real still and we had our eyes aglued

We saw how they were dressed they wer